Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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