There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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