i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend