just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE