At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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