whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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