and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
