do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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