How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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