Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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