do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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