Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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