So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize