idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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