i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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