Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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