I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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