I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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