A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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