Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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