all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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