Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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