Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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