im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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