I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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