I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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