yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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