I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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