You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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