Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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