Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?