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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dude she let me cum on her face

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  You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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  doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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• (661): View more from California

  I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.

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  Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!

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