so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!