Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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