What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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