dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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