Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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