im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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