Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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