If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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