i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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