And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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