Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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