Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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