okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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