Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So much Jack, so little girl.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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