matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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