Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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