Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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