There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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