Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
