Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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