Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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