I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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