You're so nebulous sometimes
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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