There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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