happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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