She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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