1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
