We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Its about making memories worth repressing
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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