How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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