you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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